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Don't
Walk Down Memory Lane In Bare Feet an article written
while waiting for the car to be repaired.
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out
woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light just in
front of him turned yellow. He did the right thing, stopping
at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming
in frustration as she missed her chance to get through
the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands
up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding
cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting
officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see,
I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing
a blue streak at him.
"I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder,
the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Follow
Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated
Christian Fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
. . Priceless.!
Now of course we know this story didn't really happen
but the situation comes up so often. Will we learn from
this? I should hope so
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Some folks like to use the Bible as a basis for making
decisions. If you are one of those folks, here are some
Bible guidelines for consideration the next time you are
shopping for a car...
It seems that our original ancestors tooled around in an
old Plymouth because the Bible says that God drove Adam
and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.
Psalm 83 indicates that the Almighty owned at least two
cars -- a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord
to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify
them with your Storm."
Perhaps Moses favored Dodge pickup trucks, because his
followers are instructed not to go up a mountain "until
the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
No doubt Moses used his truck for work, but when he went
cruising, he did so in a flashy sportscar, as evidenced
by a Bible passage declaring that "the roar of Moses'
Triumph is heard in the hills."
Moses' protégé, Joshua, also drove a Triumph
-- but Joshua's Triumph had a hole in its muffler because
the Bible says, "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout
the land."
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't
like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St.
John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I
did not speak of my own Accord..."
Following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in
a Honda, for the Bible says, "The Apostles were in
one Accord."
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