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A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has
provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"
Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked
with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome
here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you
love me."
And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion
for you that will be with you forever and who will be a
reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me
even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or
childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will
accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite
of yourself."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.
And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new
animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the
animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for
this new animal."
And God said, "No problem! Because I have created
this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his
name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call
him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved
him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog
was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel
came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled
with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes
he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that
he is loved, but perhaps too well."
And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him
a companion who will be with him forever and who will see
him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations,
so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would
not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was
reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned
humility.
And God was pleased.
And Adam was greatly improved.
And Dog was happy.
And the Cat didn't give a hoot one way or the other.
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