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Devonshire Rex
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Some people say cats never have to be bathed.
They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats
have a special enzyme of some sort in their saliva
that works like new, improved Wisk - dislodging the
dirt where it hides and whisking it away.
I've spent most of my life believing this
folklore. Like most blind believers, I've been able
to discount all the facts to the contrary - the kitty
odors that lurk in the corners of the garage and dirt
smudges that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.
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The time comes, however, when a man must
face reality; when he must look squarely in the face
of massive public sentiment to the contrary and announce:
"This cat smells like a port-a-potty on a hot
day in Juarez."
When that day arrives at your house, as
it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider
as you place your feline friend under you arm and
head for the bathtub:
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* Know that although the cat has the advantage
of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you
have the advantage of strength. Capitalize on that
advantage by selecting the battlefield. Don't try
to bathe him in an open area where he can force you
to chase him. Pick a very small bathroom. If your
bathroom is more than four feet square, I recommend
that you get in the tub with the cat and close the
sliding-glass doors as if you were about to take a
shower. (A simple shower curtain will not do. A berserk
cat can shred a three-ply rubber shower curtain quicker
than a politician can shift positions.) |
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* Know that a cat has claws and will not
hesitate to remove all the skin from your body. Your
advantage here is that you are smart and know how
to dress to protect yourself. I recommend canvas overalls
tucked into high-top construction boots, a pair of
steel-mesh gloves, an army helmet, a hockey face mask
and a long-sleeve flak jacket. |
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* Prepare everything in advance. There is
no time to go out for a towel when you have a cat
digging a hole in your flak jacket. Draw the water.
Make sure the bottle of kitty shampoo is inside the
glass enclosure. Make sure the towel can be reached,
even if you are lying on your back in the water. |
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* Use the element of surprise. Pick up your
cat nonchalantly, as if to simply carry him to his
supper dish. (Cats will not usually notice your strange
attire. They have little or no interest in fashion
as a rule. If he does notice your garb, calmly explain
that you are taking part in a product- testing experiment
for J.C. Penney.) |
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* Once you are inside the bathroom, speed
is essential to survival. In a single liquid motion,
shut the bathroom door, step into the tub enclosure,
slide the glass door shut, dip the cat in the water
and squirt him with shampoo. You have begun one of
the wildest 45 seconds of your life. Cats have no
handles. Add the fact that he now has soapy fur, and
the problem is radically compounded. Do not expect
to hold on to him for more that two or three seconds
at a time. When you have him, however, you must remember
to give him another squirt of shampoo and rub like
crazy. He'll then spring free and fall back into the
water, thereby rinsing himself off. (The national
record is - for cats - three latherings, so don't
expect too much.) |
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BAGS
Painted to echo the Zen Enzo, this cat sits, beautifully
present. The character on the back means "cat"
in Japanese.
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* Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part
will be the most difficult, for humans generally are
worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really
determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared to
what you have just been through. That's because by now
the cat is semi-permanently affixed to your right leg.
You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach
for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the
cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet.
If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake
him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After
all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple
matter to just reach down and dry the cat.
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Cats
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In a few days the cat will relax enough to
be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing
to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot
of time sitting with his back to you. He might even
become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of
a plaster figurine. |
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You will be tempted to assume he is angry.
This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply
plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure
you for life the next time you decide to give him
a bath. But, at least now he smells a lot better |
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I LOVE CATS
Design features a drawing of a white cat with
black background and the wording "I Love Cats".
Great gift idea for the kitty cat lover. JillyJax
Pet Art
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Non Breed Specific
Cat Bumper Stickers
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What could be more true. Your kitty is your best
friend. Let everyone know how you feel about them
and your feline companion.
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