How
to ask a Christian out.
There are many sites on dating and usually the first question
is how do you ask someone out. Many people resort to "Lines".
Here are some of the funniest ways people have asked people
out in Church.
At the bottom I will reveal the embarrassing details of
how I asked MY wife out. (Don’t cheat read them all)
* Nice Bible
* You know Jesus?! Me, too!
* God told me to come talk to you.
* I know a church where we could go and talk.
* How about a hug, sister?
* Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy.
* Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
* What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?
* The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty,
and feed the hungry." So how about dinner?
* You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
* You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments"
tonight?
* Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
* Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could
love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
* Nice bracelet. What Would Jesus Date? Oh, I mean "Do."
* Do you believe in divine appointment?
* Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
* You know, they say that you've never really dated until
you date a Christian.
* Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
* Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug!
* Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes
4:11
* I am here for you
* My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you
are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah
that's his name.
And
the one I used on my wife? "Would you like to see the
Passion of Christ" But to be truthfull that was the
first date we went on and we found the movie to be very
amazing.
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